raelady

Ellette

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Fav Things Reeeemix by raelady, literature

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Fav Things Reeeemix

Fav Things Remix Miss Howard Von Trapp Records Rain drops on roses, whiskers on kittens. Rains drops on roses, whiskers on kittens Cream colored ponies and crisp apple struedels doorbells and sleighbells and schnitzel with noodles (the fuck is schnitzel?) wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings (impossible!) these are a few of my favorite things Rain drops on ro-ro-ro- ROSES! *cue hip hop music* Every body in teh buildign! get dooooownnnnn Its a REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMIIIIIIIIX! mah fav things are kittens and ponies and snow and dresses Oh. wait. hold up. they ain't my fav things are dancin' and laughin'. hanging w

I'm Sorry by raelady, literature

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I'm Sorry

I'm Sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry that everything I say Offends you in some way I'm sorry that I replied That way I'm sorry that this is how Everything has come to be (And that if I were to rhyme, the next line would end with "STD") I'm sorry that You don't want to hear this But its what I truly believe I'm sorry that it makes you think I don't appreciate what we've been through I'm sorry that I'm writing in poetry Even though I suck at this format I'm sorry that we can't stop arguing And that its probably my fault I'm sorry that your overstressed And that I might be adding to that I'm sorry that you Feel like your a horri

Knitting-An ETM Rap by raelady, literature

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Knitting-An ETM Rap

Knitting Miss Howard Madness Records Lyrics: Hey everyone! Listen to the story of the land of madness And of the guy who was their royal highness. He had a lil' sis' who was called Lady-God Ellette And when she came to the Isles with himself he made a bet. You see this Lord Sheo knew this dude Who would tolerate Ellette's every mood. So he set the two up to knit together Even though they acted like they hated each other. The two quickly fell in love And Ellette found them a son. Together in harmony lived the small family, Haskill, Ellette, and even little Hazzy. To this day, thousands of years later, Hazzy visits the hallwa

The Perfect Woman by raelady, literature

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The Perfect Woman

And for today's random topic: 36, 24, 36, a number drilled into the heads of men from birth (and i mean both heads) and something that is strived for by women for their entire lives. In this recent article by the New York Times dubbed "Store Mannequins Can Now Breathe Out" we are informed that a more full body is wanted. A Mr. Knoth is quoted saying that manequins are being made "More girly, hippy, curvaceous" and that these Sex mannequins resemble a look comonly found among Latinas and woman of color. I think he is saying that he wants to have sex with a mannaquin. Sex is a prodiminant subject in this article and to sum it up, I think it is

All Tingly- A PandP rap by raelady, literature

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All Tingly- A PandP rap

All Tingly Miss Howard (Feat. Miss Vanderburgh) Pride and Prejudice Records Lyrics: Darcy looks so fancy When he wears those tight pancies 'Cause he gets all tingly When he sees Bingley. Poor Lizzy would never have a chance To get into those fancy pants. (Lydia doesn't have an issue doing that) (Neither does Mary) And Jane is kind, and not at all plain But also not vain (or so she claims) Caroline Bingley is, on the other hand. She who gets tingly When she sees... Bin... Darcy (?) Collins arrived on day To take a BBB (Bonny, Beautiful Bennet) away He set his sights on the second, Lizzy Who sadly didn't get all tingly When

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Knitting-An ETM Rap

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The Perfect Woman

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May 25
United States
Deviant for 15 years
missjanedoe-musingsofmadness.blogspot.com/
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Current Residence: Milky Way
Favourite style of art: writing, dance, photography
MP3 player of choice: ipod
Shell of choice: What do you think I am, a turtle?
Wallpaper of choice: I like paint ;)
Personal Quote: "Describe yourself in one word: um.. fail. Describe yourself in two words: Very Very Fail.&quot

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Too many. I'll say Oblivion just because of EtM

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Xbox. Wii. Computer.

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raelady

Jan 18, 2010

Woooahh

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I didn't realize that it had been so long since my last update. Whoops. :D Ummm my life... Finals this week. As of this moment I am avoiding my science review sheet. I didn't learn any of it because my teacher is more fun to make fun of than to listen to. The only things that I pick up are moments like her tumor turning into cancer song. Saturday was fantastic. We had a compatition. I was at school at 7.05 the same time as I normally am but it was a Saturday. A fricken Saturday. But its alright because it was soooooo worth it. We got to Edmonds Woodway at 10ish and was escorted around as usual. Boy I wish EHS looked like EW High School. Flo

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raelady

Dec 22, 2009

Magellan.

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However one spells that. You know the person and the nav system? Just thought I'd share a moment of fail with you. I was looking around on the interwebs and saw an add for Magellan. My first thought was "Hey! Isn't that one of the ninja turtles." Or not.

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Dec 19, 2009

My evening...

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In a nutshell. I've always wanted to use that phrase. ANYWAYS. I had two great performances for dance. (Go basketball! Whoot!) And my kinda sorta new phone (6 months new) got stepped on. Even though it was REALLY off to the side. Wtf... Last day of school for 2009. Just putting htat out there.