Just thought I'd share a moment of fail with you.
I was looking around on the interwebs and saw an add for Magellan. My first thought was "Hey! Isn't that one of the ninja turtles."
Or not.


Knitting-An ETM RapKnitting Miss Howard Madness RecordsKnitting-An ETM Rap
Lyrics:
Hey everyone! Listen to the story of the land of madness And of the guy who was their royal highness. He had a lil' sis' who was called Lady-God Ellette And when she came to the Isles with himself he made a bet.
You see this Lord Sheo knew this dude Who would tolerate Ellette's every mood. So he set the two up to knit together
Even though they acted like they hated each other.
The two quickly fell in love And Ellette found them a son. Together in harmony lived the small family, &nb


The Perfect WomanAnd for today's random topic: 36, 24, 36, a number drilled into the heads of men from birth (and i mean both heads) and something that is strived for by women for their entire lives. In this recent article by the New York Times dubbed "Store Mannequins Can Now Breathe Out" we are informed that a more full body is wanted. A Mr. Knoth is quoted saying that manequins are being made "More girly, hippy, curvaceous" and that these Sex mannequins resemble a look comonly found among Latinas and woman of color. I think he is saying that he wants to have sex with a mannaquin. Sex is a prodiminant subject in this article and to sum it up, I think it isThe Perfect Woman
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"And tell him that hell might be coming with me."
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That makes the dance team
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"And tell him that hell might be coming with me."
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That makes the dance team
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"And tell him that hell might be coming with me."
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